When Hacks Attack

Join us as we follow the zanny capers of this dynamic crime fighting duo. Captain WALLY MART (wanna be hunter) and THE A S S  (A..ncestor S..tealer S..layer) who have joined forces to protect the world against the insidious Cherokee Wanna Be,the heinous Ancestor Stealers and the evil whiteys..Mild mannered delusional Podunk hacks by day Davey Cornstalk and Twlight Barnes become rock em sock crime fighters at night.Feel safe and secure as this dynamic duo patrols Wal- Mart parking lots looking for evil artists.This rock em sock duo Scans the Internet looking for other hack genealogists trying to suck the soul right out of Native American dead people. Join them as they scour the National Enquirer and Hollywood Weekly looking for semi famous people lining up to be an evil wanna be. Yes sir TV Land feel safe in knowing that when the call goes out and the Wal-Mart light flashes across the Cherokee sky this crime fighting duo will jump to action to protect and serve..learn from their crime fighting motto “BEWARE THE OPEN TRUNK”

Who said ancestor stealing isnt funny…